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[misterbriefs]

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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[believeit]

Oi Mister, you can ask in the PokeMarts or PokeCentres for jobs y'know? They've usually got something for ya, or you can ask around the other shops and restaurants.

[No comment on the lice, he has nothing to offer other than shaving hair off.]

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[timelymaid]

Intergalactic fire ants? [ That sounds intriguing, but...probably isn't what she should be focusing on, here. ] That's a Joltik, though, not industrial head lice! I think they just like sitting on heads. Or at least I have met several who have that inclination!

As to income, you can either get a job or sell eggs or battle trainers - including gym leaders - for cash!

[ ...He looks really beat up from mosquitoes... ]

Oh, and the attached document has camping tips!
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ATTACH: beginnersmanual.doc

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[shadowdive]

[... Nice mosquito bites man. The Joltik and mentions of head lice are what make him snicker quite a bit though, smirking.]

It's just a Joltik, I know someone who has one and those just do that kind of thing. Best way to make money is just pick up a job at a center or a Pokemart. Move boxes for a few hours for a week and you'll have some cash. Another quick way is to beat gym leaders, they shell out a lot when you wipe the floor with them.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake gives the bug clinging to the guy's spiky hair an appraising look. It's yellow, that's a hint to the type.]

Try spaying it with a garden hose. That'll get its attention.

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[gunkonmyboot]

[Well well... look who happens to be on the other end. You know... if he really wanted to, he'd be flying over there if he felt like it.In the mean time no, it feels more fun communicating this way. Besides, he's no fun without his powers.

17 is on the other end with one of his hands tucked away off screen, probably in his back pocket as 17 is looking down at the device.]

Now we know where Saiyans how they turn their hair blond.

[Geeze, how did he came up with that? Not commenting the length yet.]

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[killer_sweets]

Nah that's a jolik, not head lice, only thing it's probably munching on is any static electricity you're giving off. [Says the boy with a Jolik, who is also perked happily in his own hair.]

Most people will tell you to just get a job but you can also start up your own mini business or just challenge local trainers to battles.

[papshooshing]

Yeah, no. Don't think you're the special snowflake here.

[ there is most definitely a Joltik in his own hair. that's just how Static rolls. ]

[video] late, but dad bro /o/

[aflashoffaith]

Afraid that would be your new companion, not a parasite. I'm not overly familiar with the species, but some Pokemon have a tendency to be a little... affectionate.

[To put it mildly. His bed was piled high with zapping critters every night.]

As for income, most cities offer temporary employment as you travel through. Sorting papers, positions in the shops, that sort of thing.

[Uzumaki don't exactly eat lightly either, he'd been running full-time himself pretty much since he arrived 8|]

[artofthestress]

Ahh... [ She winces at the bugbites. ] Cream. A soothing cream is what I would recommend. Good heavens, the little creatures have done terrible things to your skin!

video; just realized i never subjected him to honey and this can't stand.

[cakelover]

For it to be an infection of head lice, wouldn't there need to be more than one~?

Ah, not that it's a head lice!