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misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
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So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
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Also, it's your pokemon partner, probably! So I wouldn't advise you to get rid of it.
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I didn't ask for a partner. I prefer to fly solo. [EXCEPT THAT FLYING THING DOESN'T EXACTLY HAPPEN HERE HUH SUCKS TO BE YOU VEGETA]
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Well, you don't have any powers or weapons, right?
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And no, I don't. Don't remind me, it's enough to drive me insane if I think about it for too long. [If he could sound more infuriated and unhappy he would. He just can't.]
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[ So. ]
Well, your pokemon? Is basically your weapon here.
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This thing? You're joking.