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[misterbriefs]

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

Comments

[artofthestress]

Ahh... [ She winces at the bugbites. ] Cream. A soothing cream is what I would recommend. Good heavens, the little creatures have done terrible things to your skin!

[misterbriefs]

Don't remind me, it's been a tortuous adventure enough. [Not that he hasn't done this before, it's just been a really long time. And he's prefer a house over camping.] Woman, I'm not so concerned about my skin rather than I am about sleeping in a bed for a change. I'm not a barbarian, and I refuse to continue to live like this.

[artofthestress]

You do realize that the inns are not that expensive, don't you?

[misterbriefs]

Yes, but food is not. Not when you need as much of it as I do. [Yeah, he spent all his money trying to feed himself. Eating berries has sucked.]

[artofthestress]

And how much is that?

[misterbrief]

An entire Thanksgiving dinner to myself would be adequate for one meal, if that puts it into perspective for you. And I'd have plenty of room for desert. [Totes not exaggerating either. Saiyans are pigs and eat at least ten times the amount, if not more than a human.]

[artofthestress]

That is an absolutely ludicrous amount! You should consider cutting down! I can't imagine that does anything for your figure!

[misterbriefs]

[He raises his eyebrow, takes the camera and makes sure to point it at his arms, chest, and legs-] If you can find a single trace of fat on me I'll be impressed.

[It's pure muscle. And a lot of it.]

[artofthestress]

Then my good sir, you must have the most impressive metabolism I've ever encountered.

[misterbrief]

It's not difficult if you're not stuffing yourself full of that junk they offer at those fast food restaurants or endless amounts of sweets. [Not saying he hasn't had fast food. But he's seen what humans look like who eat that crap and don't work out.]

[artofthestress]

Too much of anything can irreversibly distort the figure if one isn't careful!