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misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
First Taunt | Video
So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
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You can't get rid of it so put your big boy pants on and just get over it.
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I wasn't aware that we were putting bugs on the same level as creatures at the top of the food chain. They don't exactly have a notable IQ where I'm from, so I don't see any reason to automatically assume that this place is any different until proven otherwise.
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Though I would have figured that anyone with a functioning think pan could have assumed that these creatures were more than just the norm, what with how this universe presents them. They are treated as partners and treasured friends rather than the mangy, slobbering pets that only run on instinct. Or do you not possess the sleuthing skills necessary to come to that conclusion?
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[Joltik looks at the camera to give Karkat an apologetic look. Sorry, his trainer is kind of a hot-head, but he'll come around eventually, he hopes.]
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I beg to differ. You are the one that initiated conversation with the inquiry.
Ah Espeon! Is it communicating verbally or psychically? THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME...
Did you just say that?!
psychically B)
No, a figment of your imagination did.
\:D/
[And then back to Leopold.] Great, I'm stuck on a planet with talking felines and intelligent insects. Just my luck. [Because seeing is believing to the Saiyan and the Pokémon had him convinced of that; or he was hallucinating, but probably not. His face is screwed up into an expression of disgust and anger because he was just proven wrong and hates that so much.
Joltik is very happy with Leopold. He would give the psychic type a huge bug hug if he could.]
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Fucking whiner... Thinks he has it so bad.
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[Then back to Karkat-] As for you, I don't remember asking you for your opinion. So unless you've got something useful to say, can it. Your little cat may have proven a point but I'm not going to sit here and listen to that trash can of a mouth of yours run endlessly.
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Let's leave it at this: fuck you, I am a troll. I do what I want. You want answers? My friends have been here for years. I've almost been here for two myself. Some of us seem to be stapled to this place and I would highly suggest not starting this glorious ride into your Pokébeast journey telling off a kid who could offer advice in the future.
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[To be fair Karkat has been a lot more helpful than that, but the grouchy Prince can't see past the insults, and refuses to right now.]
But perhaps I will at least take this entire fiasco into consideration by refraining from exterminating my bug problem. [That's good, right?!]
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