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So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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[~~totally noticed and totally taking advantage of that~~]

Yes, that would be me. Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans. [Man he could not be more proud of that, yo.] There's only one I know of that's here and I'd rather see him tossed into the nearest scrapyard than travel with him. I'll do it myself if given the chance. That and I've already got enough irritating traveling partners. [Joltik is very offended by that, Vegeta.]

[IT'S OK VEGETA GOT TWO FREE RESSES AND HE STILL ACTS LIKE A HUGE DICK]

[Well that didn't explain much- though he understood the royalty part, at least. Saiyan, not so much. But since they're exchanging titles and all...]

Minato, fourth Hokage of Konoha. A pleasure.

[First time he'd actually used his title to introduce himself outside of the other shinobi. IT'S OKAY TO FEEL HONORED BY THIS.

There was a touch of amusement in his tone (though he's sure this other mysterious person might actually be irritating and it wasn't just a rude remark), and Minato offered a light shrug.]

Perhaps you'll find someone a little less irritating in Cherrygrove to travel with.

[UNGRATEFUL]

Edited (GDI) 2013-06-28 02:28 (UTC)

This Saiyan prefers to be the captain of his own ship. [If he can avoid a traveling partner, he will; but it might become unavoidable in the future. He rests his back up against the tree, arms folded grinning. Confidence is something he's never been short of.] Well, Hokage Minato, I've never been to or heard of a Planet Konoha. [In Vegeta-speak, that means 'you were one of the lucky ones'. It's not a place on Earth he knows of, so it clearly must be another planet.] Seems I'm not the only alien here.

[HE REALLY IS SOMETIMES, BUT HEY HE THINKS HE'S MADE UP FOR IT]

We're all from different planets, it seems, ah-

[SINCE THERE'S NO NAME FOR NINJA PLANET HE WON'T COMMENT THAT KONOHA IS A VILLAGE but Vegeta's casual mention of aliens and apparent knowledge of other planets got his attention.]

Is visiting other planets something you're used to, then? [A pause, and then to clarify a bit:] Space travel wasn't something we were capable of back home, ending up here was a bit of a surprise.

Yes of course. I've visited enough planets that it would make your head spin at the very idea. Though I will say I've never been magically transported to a planet involuntarily, thrown into a house and had all my power stripped from me as if I were a marionette being drug around by a sadistic puppeteer. [Do not get him started on how pissed he is that he can't fly.]

Nor had insects suddenly become one of the intelligent life forms.

I see.

[He still hadn't quite decided if he believed the "other world" information that was handed out each time the topic arose. Obviously this place wasn't anything like home, that much he could certainly verify, but considering the various abilities shinobi were capable of... it was still possible that something could have been done to make it appear that they were somewhere else.

Sometimes he thought it would be easier to just accept what they were told and move on; he didn't have anything to return to anyway. ...Not that he would, considering he had a small army of shinobi to send back home, but more often than not theorizing about this place only left him with more questions and a headache.]

I doubt many would come here willingly really, if it was known about in other worlds. As relatively peaceful as it is the cost of our abilities isn't worth it.

[Mini feels your pain Vegeta, his two pound electric rats are faster than he'll ever be here.

Guy can't even teleport in this place what's up with that.]

It most certainly is not worth it. Peaceful as it is here, like my world- but when it is attacked it's by a being far stronger than anything else in the universe can fathom. We have the ability to destroy whole worlds at our fingertips; and our enemies are just as powerful. If that happens here, not even these Pokémon are going to be able to save it. You can take my word on that.

[Where Minato doesn't buy that this isn't just an illusion, Vegeta doesn't buy that everything is just hunky-dory in the universe. The shit he's seen Minato, srsly. They need their super teleporting speed powers and flying and blasting stuff and everything back, jeez.]

I hope it doesn't come to that.

[The power to destroy entire worlds... his world couldn't really claim anything on that scale. But he certainly agreed that there wasn't much hope if anything like that happened.

Hell, even if he had access to his chakra there was no guarantee he'd be able to stop something like that, even if he wanted to.]

[Vegeta doesn't particularly like thinking about the possibility he just brought up either.]

You and I both. Let me ask you this; in the time you've been here nothing catastrophic has occurred has it? [He's thinking probably not based on what he's seen already but it's always good to know.]

Not particularly, no. Early last month there were... strange happenings for about a week but I don't think it was something intentional to cause harm. Some of the Pokemon seemed- [He hesitated, not really sure how to explain it. WAT R PIXELS] almost mutated, I guess you could say, their appearance nothing like how they should have been.

This world, too- people were transported to random areas, and there were some sort of invisible walls blocking traveling paths. The general consensus seems to be that while strange, similar things have happened before and it wasn't cause for much alarm.

[It sounded rather ridiculous when he tried to explain it, invisible walls, glitches, pixelated scenery. But... that's exactly how it had happened.]

Clearly things have returned to normal... at least, what's considered normal for this place. Otherwise it's been almost suspiciously peaceful.

[Honestly he can't even begin to imagine the whole invisible walls thing. That made no sense at all. Mutated Pokémon, he can imagine. Anything else? Nopenopenopenope.]

If that's what's normal around here I'd hate to see when something really strange occurs. I've seen quite a few strange things in my time but that's a new one.

[Minato and Vegeta just need to find a way to leave. Not going to happen but gdi they just need to leave. Screw this place.]

[CAN'T IMAGINE THE INVISIBLE, SILLY.

But yes, it was annoying. Banged his precious nose several times.]

Mmn... frustrating as it was, if that's the worst that can happen I'll take it.

[Sure beat the whole being a zombie and fighting a demon from the moon he was currently doing back home.

They should build a spaceship and blast off and have dadbro adventures across the universe, Minato being the calm and composed foil to Vegeta's gruff hot headedness.

Who can we talk to about getting this spin off going]

[YEAH WELL, HE CAN TRY.]

Heh, I guess. By the way it sounds I think you've also been witness to some unreal situations.

[They'd have to leave the wives behind or else they'd have a whole new level of manpain to deal with in a tiny spaceship with two fiery women and a handful of whiny children

Probably can talk to Toei Animation, they have a habit of trying to keep canons alive anyhow]

Something like that.

[He won't be very inclined to go into detail though, but life as a ninja kind of implied weird shit happened all the time.]

This place has still managed to surprise me, a few times.

[Sounds like a plan. Hope you've got your socks and sandals ready to go Vegeta, Mini will be picking out fanny packs.]

Great, that sounds wonderful. I'm sure I'm absolutely going to love everything this world has to offer then. [Do you hear the sarcasm? Because it's dripping. Like a little kid put way too much syrup on his pancakes and now it's all over the table.]

[You'll have to strap him to a chair to make him wear a fanny pack though. He is too manly for that.]

[There was a short hum of amusement at that. It's not all bad Vegeta, don't be such a grump.]

We'll be in Violet for awhile, if you find yourself out this way in that time I'll buy you a drink. Though this world seems to cater more to children, they're certainly not lacking in quality alcohol.

[Funny, that. But it made all the Pokemon themed spoof movies easier to stomach at least.]

[BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY KEEP TRACK OF THEIR WALLETS AND SUNSCREEN AND SNACKS]

At this rate I might have to take you up on that one. [He could seriously go for a beer. It's his go to drink after a workout before he visits Bulma in the lab. And man, he's already missing both her, his beer and his gravity chamber.]

Perhaps then I'll see you in the near future.

[THEY HAVE POCKETS FOR THAT CRAP]

[He feels those feels bro]

Looking forward to it. In the meantime, do you have any other questions?

[FINE BUZZ KILLINGTON]

No. If I do I'll ask. [If he doesn't figure it out first, and he will try his hardest to figure it out before he asks for any blasted help.]

[BACKPACKS WORK JUST AS WELL, GIRLY MAN.]

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Wow I just realized my english in the last tag was abysmal sorry lolol

ur terrible get out

omg fine didn't want your love anyway /slams door

don't be like that baby!!!

ahhhhh ok! /comes back

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