misterbriefs | First Taunt

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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Aurgh just--!

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Shut up, old guy!

[......did he just call him]

And who do you think you're calling old. [Heeeeey Naruto just found the anger vein, one of many.]

You! I mean you are, aren't ya?

My age is of no concern to you whatsoever. Do I look old to you?!

Yeah, you look real old.

[Oh if he could punch Naruto he'd do it but he can't and this sucks]

Pretty bold statements coming from a boy that looks like he'd cough up a hairball at any minute. [Are those whiskers on his face? Vegeta can't tell.]

I'd rather have hairballs than lice.

[Yeah TAKE THAT, OLD GUY.]

Were you born without a brain? I don't have lice. See this little pest in my hair? [He points up to Joltik.] I was referring to that.

[YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER HE'LL GET YOU ONE DAY.]

[Oh, he was? Hahaha yeah he sure did miss that point.

ALSO SHUT UP.]

Maybe your hair will just start fallin' out, what with you being so old and all.

If you keep that up the only thing falling out is going to be your teeth. [NO U SHUT UP.]

I bet yours are already fallen out! You got those fake grandpa ones already, right?

Don't you mean dentures? And no I don't. But I'll be more than happy to help you along to your own pair if you'd like, moron.

Yeah? Well why don't you come to Violet and say that!!

[Naruto... n o ...]

Violet eh? I'll be more than happy to. Why don't you just give me your address and maybe I'll see you in a few days when I arrive. [Maybe it won't be so bad, Vegeta's getting along with Naruto's dad pretty well!]

[He list off where they're staying. He doesn't care, it's a house full of ninja some guy and his lice ain't gonna do anything.]

Good luck with that!

I don't think I'm going to need it. [Excuse him while he writes that address down...]

I didn't think you'd actually give it to me, I guess they really did forget to give you a brain. How do you even manage to avoid drooling all over yourself?

Of course I gave it to ya. I ain't afraid of you.

Besides, we're leaving soon, so.

Leaving, as in not living there anymore? This isn't your permanent place of residence? What good does that do me then, I won't even be to whatever city you're in by the time you leave. You're as useless as you are brainless!

Leaving as in we've got better and more important things to do that hanging around Violet waiting for some old dude to show up.

Well then I'll have to make it a point to run into you sometime. You should hope that never happens. [Not fair he'll never get to punch this kid in the face, not fair at all.]

Yeah, whatever. Hmph!

[BYE LOSER.]

Tch, get out of my face. [He's gunna cut the feed, this boy akl;fjasdljflfjadklfaljkdf;lasdjf;

SEE YA RUNT.]

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