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misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
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So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
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Why? You know, it's not so bad when I start to think about it a little more- why don't you just point me in the direction of where you generally sleep so I can get a few over to you. [And just to reinforce it, he reaches up and scratches his head a few times.]
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OI! YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME Y'HEAR?!
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just like his username right]My, my, aren't we a little on the edge today? Here, I'll make you a deal- I'll only give you a few, I'd like to keep the rest for myself. I promise you'll get to used to the itching soon. And don't worry about me finding you- I've got a knack for this sort of thing. [Cue evil Vegeta laugh. Man, that feels awesome.]
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[Way to over react Naruto.]
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Shut up, old guy!
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And who do you think you're calling old. [Heeeeey Naruto just found the anger vein, one of many.]
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Pretty bold statements coming from a boy that looks like he'd cough up a hairball at any minute. [Are those whiskers on his face? Vegeta can't tell.]
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[Yeah TAKE THAT, OLD GUY.]
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[YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER HE'LL GET YOU ONE DAY.]
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ALSO SHUT UP.]
Maybe your hair will just start fallin' out, what with you being so old and all.
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[Naruto... n o ...]
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Good luck with that!
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I didn't think you'd actually give it to me, I guess they really did forget to give you a brain. How do you even manage to avoid drooling all over yourself?
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Besides, we're leaving soon, so.
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