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misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
First Taunt | Video
So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
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We'll be in Violet for awhile, if you find yourself out this way in that time I'll buy you a drink. Though this world seems to cater more to children, they're certainly not lacking in quality alcohol.
[Funny, that. But it made all the Pokemon themed spoof movies easier to stomach at least.]
[BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY KEEP TRACK OF THEIR WALLETS AND SUNSCREEN AND SNACKS]
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Perhaps then I'll see you in the near future.
[THEY HAVE POCKETS FOR THAT CRAP]
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Looking forward to it. In the meantime, do you have any other questions?
[FINE BUZZ KILLINGTON]
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[BACKPACKS WORK JUST AS WELL, GIRLY MAN.]