misterbriefs | First Taunt

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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[...wtf English. /fails.]

Same reason as you, perhaps?

[Yeah, really. Dropped in a world with no god-like powers, and he doesn't want to think it was because he got swallowed by a bug. Whatever, he shrugs.] In the meantime being a trainer no less. I knew you were an electric type, but a bug?

[/pats your head. Silly.]

Electric type, what's that supposed to mean? [He peers at 17 through the camera.] I didn't choose what I got stuck with, do you really think I wanted to receive a bug when I arrived here?

[He owes him a lot of explanations. At least he feels like 17 owes him a lot of explanations.]

All electric types are yellow. [Yes, almost anything that's yellow is an electric type! He probably owes even though he hasn't done anything in his lifetime to him, yet. And he wants Vegeta to get his mons stronger so they can fight, yep. As for Vegeta and bugs, 17 just shakes his head, nope.]

Whatever sent us here arranged these guys to 'partner' with us, and don't get me started with that mom thing. You catch these guys called Pokémons, train them, and smoke those gym leaders to earn some prizes and so does your team. Beats hell of a lot better than working for money.

[Well, at least they can agree on that, working for money is for the birds.]

Yes, very funny, I get the joke. You can drop the comedy act. The transformation to the legendary warrior of the Saiyan race is not something you should be taking lightly anymore, android. [It totally went over his head that 17 was probably sort of referring to his Pokémon.]

And if these Pokémons are anything like what I've got now, then no thanks. I don't need more of these creatures plaguing my life as it is, this one is already enough of an annoyance. Besides I don't think it could do anymore than power a light bulb let alone defeat anything at all.

[JOLTIK TAKES HIGH OFFENSE TO THAT VEGETA.]

Funny, I wasn't referring to your golden hair but hey, there is a comparison there isn't it. [Bravo Vegeta, bravo. And behind 17 pops a Jolteon giving a yelp. This guy has to go with Joltik on this, this is an offense to all electric types!]

Saiyan Prince? [Yes, 17 just turned around and called it that.]

...Are you speaking to me or are you speaking to...that? [17 did not call his Pokémon that did he? Really?

However, Vegeta completely ignores Jolteon's protest.]

[Oh man, that deserves a grin.] He has your hair style, just blond.

[Think that covered it.]

How could you?! Giving some dog the title of the Prince of Saiyans? If I could blast you I'd do it right now without hesitation. Mocking my position so, you fool, you're lucky I'm speaking with you over this device than face to face!

You wanted it be called by your name instead? I can imagine it now. 'Come here boy, come here Vegeta.'

You wouldn't dare. [That would definitely enrage him.]

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You and what army. [That sounds almost convincing.]

[This sucks.] Fine, name your dog whatever you wish. I can't stop you from doing that but I can certainly pound you into a pulp if I run into you.

[Welcome to the club.] Yeah, yeah. Just find me anytime you feel like having a challenge, I'll be ready. You might want to get some badges if you don't want to walk too much.

What are you talking about, is that how I acquire a vehicle in this dump? Since I can't fly I'd like nothing more than at least a car right about now. [He can drive too now! /hi5?]

[Just a flash of this face. Saiyans can drive? He needs to see this one day. /hi5!] Actually, no. You get a Pokémon that can fly and earn the badge that allows it. Certain badges lets your Pokémon do more stuff. [They don't go that fast even with Agility but hey, it works.]

[Hell yes he can drive, and he's pretty good at it too.] Well thank goodness for that. I didn't want to have to be walking around to every city in this circus. Even so, I'd still like a car.

[17 needs to see this, they can even drag race.] Me too and believe it or not, they don't allow trainers to drive unless you're one of those polices. So we have to either catch something to ride on or keep walking until you get a badge.

[Thank you 17, you've given Vegeta a goal; get a flying type who can fly him around.]

That's absurd. I've got half a mind just to take one anyway. I don't see the problem with trainers driving. [Omg things don't work here the way they do back in DB land Vegeta, no.]

[That gave a smirk.]

You know, I was thinking the same thing. [No 17, don't even think about it.]

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