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misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
misterbriefs) wrote2013-06-22 05:24 pm
First Taunt | Video
So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.
[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]
don't be like that baby!!!
But yes, it was annoying. Banged his precious nose several times.]
Mmn... frustrating as it was, if that's the worst that can happen I'll take it.
[Sure beat the whole being a zombie and fighting a demon from the moon he was currently doing back home.
They should build a spaceship and blast off and have dadbro adventures across the universe, Minato being the calm and composed foil to Vegeta's gruff hot headedness.
Who can we talk to about getting this spin off going]
ahhhhh ok! /comes back
Heh, I guess. By the way it sounds I think you've also been witness to some unreal situations.
[They'd have to leave the wives behind or else they'd have a whole new level of manpain to deal with in a tiny spaceship with two fiery women and a handful of whiny children
Probably can talk to Toei Animation, they have a habit of trying to keep canons alive anyhow]
ahuehuehue
[He won't be very inclined to go into detail though, but life as a ninja kind of implied weird shit happened all the time.]
This place has still managed to surprise me, a few times.
[Sounds like a plan. Hope you've got your socks and sandals ready to go Vegeta, Mini will be picking out fanny packs.]
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[You'll have to strap him to a chair to make him wear a fanny pack though. He is too manly for that.]
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We'll be in Violet for awhile, if you find yourself out this way in that time I'll buy you a drink. Though this world seems to cater more to children, they're certainly not lacking in quality alcohol.
[Funny, that. But it made all the Pokemon themed spoof movies easier to stomach at least.]
[BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY KEEP TRACK OF THEIR WALLETS AND SUNSCREEN AND SNACKS]
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Perhaps then I'll see you in the near future.
[THEY HAVE POCKETS FOR THAT CRAP]
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Looking forward to it. In the meantime, do you have any other questions?
[FINE BUZZ KILLINGTON]
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[BACKPACKS WORK JUST AS WELL, GIRLY MAN.]