misterbriefs | First Taunt

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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I hope it doesn't come to that.

[The power to destroy entire worlds... his world couldn't really claim anything on that scale. But he certainly agreed that there wasn't much hope if anything like that happened.

Hell, even if he had access to his chakra there was no guarantee he'd be able to stop something like that, even if he wanted to.]

[Vegeta doesn't particularly like thinking about the possibility he just brought up either.]

You and I both. Let me ask you this; in the time you've been here nothing catastrophic has occurred has it? [He's thinking probably not based on what he's seen already but it's always good to know.]

Not particularly, no. Early last month there were... strange happenings for about a week but I don't think it was something intentional to cause harm. Some of the Pokemon seemed- [He hesitated, not really sure how to explain it. WAT R PIXELS] almost mutated, I guess you could say, their appearance nothing like how they should have been.

This world, too- people were transported to random areas, and there were some sort of invisible walls blocking traveling paths. The general consensus seems to be that while strange, similar things have happened before and it wasn't cause for much alarm.

[It sounded rather ridiculous when he tried to explain it, invisible walls, glitches, pixelated scenery. But... that's exactly how it had happened.]

Clearly things have returned to normal... at least, what's considered normal for this place. Otherwise it's been almost suspiciously peaceful.

[Honestly he can't even begin to imagine the whole invisible walls thing. That made no sense at all. Mutated Pokémon, he can imagine. Anything else? Nopenopenopenope.]

If that's what's normal around here I'd hate to see when something really strange occurs. I've seen quite a few strange things in my time but that's a new one.

[Minato and Vegeta just need to find a way to leave. Not going to happen but gdi they just need to leave. Screw this place.]

[CAN'T IMAGINE THE INVISIBLE, SILLY.

But yes, it was annoying. Banged his precious nose several times.]

Mmn... frustrating as it was, if that's the worst that can happen I'll take it.

[Sure beat the whole being a zombie and fighting a demon from the moon he was currently doing back home.

They should build a spaceship and blast off and have dadbro adventures across the universe, Minato being the calm and composed foil to Vegeta's gruff hot headedness.

Who can we talk to about getting this spin off going]

[YEAH WELL, HE CAN TRY.]

Heh, I guess. By the way it sounds I think you've also been witness to some unreal situations.

[They'd have to leave the wives behind or else they'd have a whole new level of manpain to deal with in a tiny spaceship with two fiery women and a handful of whiny children

Probably can talk to Toei Animation, they have a habit of trying to keep canons alive anyhow]

Something like that.

[He won't be very inclined to go into detail though, but life as a ninja kind of implied weird shit happened all the time.]

This place has still managed to surprise me, a few times.

[Sounds like a plan. Hope you've got your socks and sandals ready to go Vegeta, Mini will be picking out fanny packs.]

Great, that sounds wonderful. I'm sure I'm absolutely going to love everything this world has to offer then. [Do you hear the sarcasm? Because it's dripping. Like a little kid put way too much syrup on his pancakes and now it's all over the table.]

[You'll have to strap him to a chair to make him wear a fanny pack though. He is too manly for that.]

[There was a short hum of amusement at that. It's not all bad Vegeta, don't be such a grump.]

We'll be in Violet for awhile, if you find yourself out this way in that time I'll buy you a drink. Though this world seems to cater more to children, they're certainly not lacking in quality alcohol.

[Funny, that. But it made all the Pokemon themed spoof movies easier to stomach at least.]

[BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY KEEP TRACK OF THEIR WALLETS AND SUNSCREEN AND SNACKS]

At this rate I might have to take you up on that one. [He could seriously go for a beer. It's his go to drink after a workout before he visits Bulma in the lab. And man, he's already missing both her, his beer and his gravity chamber.]

Perhaps then I'll see you in the near future.

[THEY HAVE POCKETS FOR THAT CRAP]

[He feels those feels bro]

Looking forward to it. In the meantime, do you have any other questions?

[FINE BUZZ KILLINGTON]

No. If I do I'll ask. [If he doesn't figure it out first, and he will try his hardest to figure it out before he asks for any blasted help.]

[BACKPACKS WORK JUST AS WELL, GIRLY MAN.]

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Wow I just realized my english in the last tag was abysmal sorry lolol

ur terrible get out

omg fine didn't want your love anyway /slams door

don't be like that baby!!!

ahhhhh ok! /comes back

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