misterbriefs | First Taunt

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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Stupidly enough, yeah. You can probably find people to fight anyway, so long as you avoid the officers who are bound to show up due to fisticuffs.

That's insane, what kind of planet enforces pacifist rules like that. They can go ahead and try to handcuff me but I assure you that they'll sooner find themselves waking up in their own hospital bed if they try something like that. Unbelievable.

What is it that the inhabitants do for entertainment then? Watch golf?

Heh, that's really going to be hilarious to see if it winds up on the news. Good luck, I guess. Entertainment on this world revolves around the Pokemon and having them do battle. Some watch the gym battles, since they're broadcast on the air.

[At least it's still combat related?]

[At least there's some kind of combat still in this world.]

Everything revolves around the Pokémon. [It's all he's been hearing about from everyone he's talked to. IT'S ANNOYINGGGGG.] Perhaps I'll watch one of these gym battles if they're supposed to be so interesting. I hope I won't be disappointed.

It does.

They're not awful for the most part. You can always spar with your own Pokemon as well, people don't complain as much about that. Really, you can battle any of them, they all have unique advantages, and it's how I've kept my own skills up to par.

[He glances up at his own Pokémon, and back down again-] I don't think I'll be doing any kind of significant sparring anytime soon if this is all I've got. It won't even make for anything better than a small mess on the ground for people to walk over as they travel.

[You know Vegeta, Joltik is getting pretty tired of your shit and it looks irritated.]

[He can tell the Joltik looks mad, so Vani just smirks.]

Give it a try, you'll probably be surprised at how much a punch it packs.

Yeah, right. [Fighting a bug. Vani must be out of his mind.] It's not fitting for a Saiyan warrior to be exchanging blows with...that.

[Joltik is about to show him exactly why he should be shutting his mouth if he keeps this talk up.]

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