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[misterbriefs]

So why is it that I'm the only one around here who seems to have picked up mutant head lice?

[He looks like he's been eaten alive by mosquitoes, due to sleeping out in the woods almost every night. Not to mention there's a happy little Joltik nestled right in his hair.] This is almost as bad as sitting in a pile of intergalactic fire ants. [Joltik gives him a glare, because this is so not even the same as that at all. Vegeta glares back, turning his mouth up before looking back at the camera.] Either way, I'd like to know if there is some kind of industrial head lice removal product I can acquire, since nothing I've found at the shops in this Cherrygrove City you have here has seemed to work. In addition, I also need information of how I can start receiving an income so I can eat something of substance for a change. Saiyans don't exactly eat lightly, you know.

[Because what sucks the most is that Capsule Corporation's massive million-zenni income isn't around to fund his eating habits anymore.]

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[usedshooshpap]

I could say that it's a cultural thing, nookstench. Not every universe, or planet, adheres to the same societal norms. For the sake of not sounding like my bulgesucking, douchewagon of an ancestor slash descendent, I will spare you that speech.

Let's leave it at this: fuck you, I am a troll. I do what I want. You want answers? My friends have been here for years. I've almost been here for two myself. Some of us seem to be stapled to this place and I would highly suggest not starting this glorious ride into your Pokébeast journey telling off a kid who could offer advice in the future.

[misterbriefs]

It makes no difference to me what race or planet you're from, they all cease to exist in the same way. So go ahead and do what you want for all I care. I've at least got enough manners that I'm not going to need the advice of some kid who knows nothing more than the color of his own language and how to use it with beings that should be last on the list to make irate.

[To be fair Karkat has been a lot more helpful than that, but the grouchy Prince can't see past the insults, and refuses to right now.]

But perhaps I will at least take this entire fiasco into consideration by refraining from exterminating my bug problem. [That's good, right?!]

[usedshooshpap]

All I heard was a rather elaborate "well fuck guess I was wrong and you were right" and that's all I'm going to hear out of that.

[misterbriefs]

Shut up. [Which could also be interpreted as 'so what'. Not that grumpy here would ever admit he was wrong everrrrr]